My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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