we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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