i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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