Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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