you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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