he puts the penis in happiness.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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