Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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