bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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