Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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