Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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