I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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