hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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