come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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