YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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