I'm gonna have a badass scar
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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