So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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