party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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