So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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