he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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