Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
there is glitter all over my balls
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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