very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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