WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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