I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
