Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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