what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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