My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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