in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
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That's how twitter works, right?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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