So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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