i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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