I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
