This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Let's paint friendship bongs
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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