i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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