You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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