We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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