i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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