your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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