Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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