His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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