they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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