What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
wow bdsm is so cute
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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