Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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