I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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