thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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