Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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