He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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