They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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