Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Boobs are out for the taking
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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