and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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