oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
