shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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