The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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