I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wish i was in the wii world.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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