You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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