I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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