Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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