They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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