Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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