Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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