Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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