just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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