Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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